"Vacationing" with kids

If you can call it "vacationing". This makes me laugh, I'm sure most parents can relate-

“Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun.  You’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much f__ing fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of your a__holes!” ~Clark W. Griswold from “Vacation”