How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing Wing
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
It was the chicken's day off.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
He was stuffed!
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