The remote

I believe it exists but it is hard to find and rarely ever seen, like Sasquatch. Ben loves to play with the TV remote so either he has taken it and put it somewhere or we have hidden from him and subsequently from us as well. Sometimes Abi "helps" us keep the remote away from Ben by hiding it as well. Or it could always be in the couch, under the couch, or behind the couch somewhere. Matter what I'm doing I can tell that Ben has ahold of the remote by his mischievous giggle and pitter patter of little feet running away. We don't watch a lot of TV so it's OK that finding the remote is more of a scavenger hunt than anything else; that is unless I left the channel on something that Brad can't stand like the fashion police.